I was tagged, which means I have to write 25 random things about me...
1. My bostian terrier had a people toe.
2. I am hard of hearing.
3. I have so many stalkers they probably bump into each other in the bushes behind my house.
4. My favorite childhood toy was a bouncy ball until it was violated by my pet goat.
5. If there is an idiot anywhere in the world, they somehow find their way into my surroundings.
6. I think emo children are really, really sad.
7. I know where Possum Valley is, but I don't tell it.
8. The shoe department at Wal-Mart gives me bowel movement urges every time I go there.
9. I grew up in a body shop and have been married to a mechanic and racecar driver for ten years yet know jackdoodly about cars.
10. I don't think I've completely finished my laundry since some time in 1997.
11. I'd much rather travel by bubble.
12. I still miss my first editor all the time.
13. I lose my keys at least once daily.
14. I lose my cigarette lighter at least once hourly.
15. I went to the store yesterday wearing two different shoes.
16. I have a strong fondness for fishnets, Converses and Johnny Cash.
17. At least three of my immediate family members have been locked away for psychriatric evaluations and two got shock treatments. It didn't help em, though.
18. My uncle who thought he was Elvis isn't one of em.
19. I lied at Thanksgiving and everyone thinks I cooked something that my sister did just because I put coolwhip on it.
20. My sister once found a driver's license in the parking lot of Wal-Mart. It was mine.
21. I'm not allowed to watch Mommie Dearest.
22. I can't stand for people to touch my knees.
23. I think I suffer from Toxic Shock Syndrome at least once a month.
24. I forgot to pay my water bill again yesterday.
25. I was once talked into taking a bite of a honey bun dipped in sardines.
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